(Daddy, Mommy and Michael in the van, coming home from a weekend errand.)
Michael (pushing a button on his electronic toy keyfob): HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! (for five minutes)
Mommy: “Michael, that’s getting really irritating.”
(silence for ten seconds)
Michael (pushing a different button on same toy): DING-DONG! DING-DONG! DING-DONG! DING-DONG! DING-DONG! DING-DONG! DING-DONG! DING-DONG! DING-DONG! DING-DONG! DING-DONG! DING-DONG! DING-DONG! DING-DONG! DING-DONG! DING-DONG! DING-DONG! (for the remainder of the trip)