FourSpeak

Why is it so hard to get a straight answer from a four-year-old?

Michael came bounding downstairs just a few minutes ago, ready to start the day.

“Okay, Michael. What would you like to eat?” I asked him.

“Can I watch something?”

“You know the rules, sport. You have to be ready to go first. Dressed and fed. Then you can watch something. Now, what would you like to eat?”

“Where’s grandma?”

“She’s sleeping.”

“Where’s grandma?”

She’s sleeping.

“But where’s grandma?”

“Michael, what would you like to eat?”

“I think maybe…”

(pause for ten seconds)

“…maybe it’s something special…”

(longer pause)

“…and I know about it…”

“For crying out loud, Michael. I’m not in the mood for static. Just give me a straight answer!”

“Something… yummy…”

*sigh*

“Okay, Michael. I’m going to just get you dressed and you can think about food later,” I said.

“Sausage.” he said at last.

“Sausage it is.”

He’s now sitting and eating sausage, chatting with the salt and pepper shakers sitting in front of him on the table. Four is a magical age. For four-year-olds.

16 Responses to FourSpeak

  1. lol, that is frustrating! the g-kid was just eating his lunch and said, “i’m all done, nonna” i go in there and he has taken his paper towel and wadded it up around his hot dog. i told him he was not done and that i don’t like it when he lies to me, and then i had to explain that saying he was all done and hiding the hot dog was lying. ugh

  2. Michael’s been experimenting with lying about stuff like that lately. We’re doing our best to nip it in the bud. Lying is one of the big sins in our household.

  3. I have that same conversation with my daughters. And their teenagers. Good luck…

  4. Via texting? That’s how my teenagers communicate.

  5. seashore subjects

    This conversation sounds so familiar! You are right – great to be 4 – and great to watch, except when you have to go anywhere or accomplish anything!

  6. Just found your blog through Nonna’s site, looking forward to following. Plus we both have great blog names!

  7. @seashore – you’re right about that. on days when I have to take care of him, my list consists of one agenda item: make sure he’s breathing at the end of the day.

    @being – Good to have you here! I’ll have to hop over and check your blog out.

  8. It must definitely be a 4 thing cause I was shaking my head and grinning the whole time I was reading this. Our daughter is the same exact way. Gotta love it .. sometimes.

  9. That’s one of the reasons I’m writing it down. Deep down, I know it’ll pass… and he’ll move on to something else. Then I’ll look back on all of this and wonder what happened to that little boy.

  10. Sausage is yummy. It was a good choice.

  11. Tyler Wainright

    Oh man – our oldest won’t be 4 until October and I can only imagine the conversations we’ll have.
    At least you’re good about getting him fed and dressed before tv. We try the tv in hopes it will take her mind off getting ready.

  12. UGH, sometimes they just aren’t in the mood to cooperate.

  13. My son would say he wants sausage and then as soon as I set it in front of him, he’d say, “Actually, I want bacon.”

  14. @Dad Stuff — yes, it is. He likes the Jimmy Dean stuff. Nothing but the best.

    @Tyler — oh, you’re in for such a fun time. You’ll love it, though. The cuteness factor overwhelms the annoyance.

    @WeaselMomma — I can count on one hand the number of days per year he IS cooperative.

    @Momo — I get that too, from time to time. Then I’ll tell him something like “Well, I want you to behave yourself, but I don’t get what I want either.”

  15. Better hope he grows out of it. NukeBoy2 is 8 and still talks like that. I sometimes refer to it as diarrhea of the mouth. Verbal immodium (“PLEASE STOP!”) doesn’t always work either.

  16. His mom and I are considering the old standby: duct tape and a dirty sweat sock.