1. Even phantoms need to print counterfeit money.
2. Breaking and entering is okay with the police as long as you do it because you’re solving a mystery.
3. Pizza is best eaten by spinning it on your finger and taking rapid-fire bites.
4. Bad guys know where to buy glowing paint.
5. Bad guys don’t know how to get out of the way of a gangly teenager and a Great Dane even if there’s plenty of time.
6. If you’re completely covered in wet sand due to the carelessness of a teammate, just wait until the next scene. You’ll be clean and dry.
7. Never stop to help Velma find her glasses. It just wastes time.
8. Whatever the venue, there will always be sufficient raw materials for creating an ingenious bad guy trap (bowling ball, peach basket, bow and arrow, anvil, coil spring, steam iron, etc.)
9. Green vans never need gas.
10. Even if it’s abandoned and dilapidated, a castle or mansion will still have functioning electrical and water service.
Yes! Yes! You have learned your lessons well!
I LOVE Scooby Doo and also learned these lessons. I can still watch Scooby Doo (even though I don’t really know what that says about me.)
I wish my mini-van didn’t need gas. It’s such a guzzler.
(MD) It’s important to have good role models while you’re young.
Very creative. Can I add that Scooby snacks are so good that they can motivate you to do just about anything.
(MD) That reminds me: 11. You should always get the Scooby snack first, and then do what’s asked of you.
And what Scooby Doo couldn’t teach us, Mike Brady did.
(MD) Mike Brady was my model for being a dad. Him, and Steve Freeling in “Poltergeist”.
LOL! Don’t forget that by adding a simple mask you can change your entire physical appearance! Height, weight – hey where can I get a mask like that?
(MD) True! It alters your bone structure, voice, physical strength, everything. That would come in really handy.
I am with seashore! I want a mask that changes my physical appearance. We can say that we have infected all 4 of our kids with Scooby Doo!!! AND we are very proud.
(Hubby) If only we could infect them with the desire to clean up after themselves.
Don’t forget how scooby snacks can seemingly solve the worlds problems. Scooby dooby doo.
(MD) If we could make a big enough box, we could bring world peace. Now that would be a good way to spend the stimulus package money.
If only real life worked this way. We’d know how the stories would end and all of us would feel much safer. Great list…
(MD) Yup. All we’d have to do is pull the mask off the bad guy and head to the malt shop. Life is good.
Hehe! This was hilarious…and so true. You forgot to mention that it’s also possible to eat a 6 foot sub in one bite…as long as it has the works on it
(MD) …and that you can easily open your mouth wide enough to accommodate a sandwich stacked up fourteen inches high. And not gain any weight. Yeah, I could stand to be a cartoon.
This is awesome! Too bad I couldn’t get the fam to listen to me as I read it! Ingrates… I just can’t compete with Modern Family tonight