Didja know?
Your 6 ounce bottle of “Ragdoll” perfume will actually last you more than three days if you use the handy spray feature built in, instead of uncapping and upending the entire container to douse your head and shoulders.
Using a light touch with this clever spray method, you’ll exude a subtle, delightfully elusive fragrance as opposed to a cloying, toxic cloud. The idea is to intrigue rather than to assault.
As always, kids, remember: less is more.
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December 15th, 2009 - 10:09 am
They don’t learn this technique from Abercrombie or anything.
(MD) Right, and everyone’s not doing it. Touring the halls of her high school would be like walking through a floral mustard gas plant.
December 15th, 2009 - 11:31 am
LOL! You’re so right. Lucky for me, my grandmother (who I lived with during my gotta-wear-perfume stage) was allergic to perfume. Didn’t feel lucky at the time, but at least I didn’t knock people to the ground with a perfume-induced migraine just by walking by!
(MD) Yes, you were blessed to have some externally imposed restraint during this phase. At our house, each sister has a healthy dose of peer-borne ridicule to help shape her social habits. That can be effective as well.
December 15th, 2009 - 5:03 pm
Whew…I can almost smell the perfume over here. Remind me to hose them down before traveling with them. This grandma has scent allergies.
(MD) Not to worry; I think she only wears it to impress her friends at school. And any boys that might be within olfactory range.
December 16th, 2009 - 3:03 am
May I just add for the teen boys out there that deodorant after PE is a great idea too? Having a class of teens after PE makes me wish for the over-done scent of ragdoll perfume!
(MD) Yeah, that’s kind of important. I really believe that they haven’t yet become aware of the fact that they emit odors, or if they are, perhaps they’re sort of proud of the fact.
December 16th, 2009 - 6:59 am
Let me just guess that you are buying your family gas masks for Christmas.