Open House

Today, for a variety of reasons (not the least of which is the fact that I am temporarily devoid of inspiration), I am opening wide the doors to the archives of Being Michael’s Daddy.

Below you will find a veritable Vegas-style buffet of musings from months past; some amusing, some poignant, most picayune and all of them completely free of charge.

We begin with Make It Stop, in which I explore the torturous aspects of being subjected to endless repetitions of The Wiggles.

Moving along, we come to Posterior Paste, a tome in which I describe all of the many products that are required to properly maintain a child’s butt.

And we’re walking. Here we find an entry entitled Leathal Weapon, regarding Michael’s phenomenally dangerous skull.

Time to stop for a snack. This one is a quick read: How About This.

Moving along again, we commiserate with the poor parent upon whom all eyes rest as he attempts to survive a trip to the grocery store with a very loud child. The Parent Of That Kid

Here we see Michael’s interpretation of the concepts of Lying and Cheating.

Another quick snack; this one can be had while Driving.

In case you’re getting a little tired, you may wish to know that I am no stranger to tired, in this little post I call Sleep Deprived Sunday

Okay, time for a little rest. Let’s take a load off, as we ponder what we might discover while we’re Just Sittin’.

Sometimes it takes the simplicity of play to discover the depth of humanity. Particularly when you’re playing Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

We’ll conclude our little tour here, in which we learn about the importance of establishing Traditions in your family.

I want to truly thank you for coming along on this little tour with me, and I invite you to do some searching and delving of your own. Any time. The doors are always open here, and you’re always welcome.