Like any good husband, I try to make sure to let my wife know that I love her in different ways.
But sometimes the question comes to mind on the spur of the moment and she needs to ask. And on those occasions I like to have a romantic answer ready for her. She’s a dialog ninja, though, and sometimes my best efforts fall flat.
Recently we were driving to the store, and she asked:
“Do you love me?”
“Absolutely I do. Only more today than yesterday,” I said, thinking I’d given her a good one.
After a microscopic pause came the response: “How come you didn’t love me that much yesterday?”
I think she just loves to see me slap my forehead.
Bwahahahahaha!!!
I love her. She’s hysterical.
(and thanks, Michael’s Mommy: I might borrow that!)
(MD) She’s got a million of them. I’ve toyed with the idea of starting another blog…
Another blog, or you could write a book of Michael’s Mommy’s one-liners fashioned after the book of bumper stickers!
(MD) I’d probably have to cut her in for part of the proceeds… but I could definitely write a book. Maybe I’d better keep a notepad with me at all times.
LMAO!!!! Sometimes it’s fun making my husband’s head hurt. I wouldn’t do it if I didn’t love him so much. I love you honey!!!
(Hubby) I know you do, sweetie pie. You wouldn’t put up with me otherwise.
Ah, fun with husbands is always precious.
(MD) Good thing we think our wives are cute.
A great answer! I may have to borrow it, after all it is fun to mess with a husband’s mind.
(MD) I guess it’s unanimous. I think maybe I need to start a husband’s support group.
I see I am a day late and a dollar short as they say. However, here is what you can say to the dear girl: “Well, I am more mature and discerning and even perceptive today than I was yesterday.” Ha, how about that? Love, Your mom