Step daughter is standing in front of the refrigerator, staring blankly in to it.
After a moment or two I ask what the issue is.
“I’m looking for something to eat,” she says.
“I made blintzes this morning. There is one left.”
“Really? Where?”
“Right in there,” I say, pointing inside at the top shelf.
“I don’t see it,” she says.
I take a closer look inside, and notice that the foil pouch containing the last blintz is not where I’d left it.
“Huh, that’s funny. I put it right there just a little while ago.”
“Where?”
“On the top shelf. I wrapped it up in a little foil packet.”
“Oh, that. I already ate that,” she says.
Long pause.
I stared at her, not sure where to begin. “So, when I mentioned the blintz, and you said… aah, forget it.”
Kids often say we don’t understand them. I have to concede that point.
“Great moments in parenting” is a category you could be the king of.
I often have these head shaking moments with my teens. I’m beginning to think I will never understand them. A lot of times I go crazy just trying to translate what they are saying.
(MD) I’ve given up trying to understand. All I look forward to now is survival, or alternately, a merciful demise.