“Daddy? Can I watch Star Wars?”
“Sure we can! That sounds great. Which episode?”
“You know the one with the blue droids?”
“The blue droids… hmmm… describe them to me.”
“Well, they’re blue, and they shoot like this: KAPOW!” (making gun with fingers)
“There’s a lot of shooting and droids in these movies… I still don’t know which one you mean. What else happens?”
“Ummmm, they’re out in space, and then the one guy is flying in a space ship…”
“That’s pretty much every episode. Who’s in it?”
“Jar Jar is in it.”
“That narrows it down some…”
“And then they’re fighting with light sabers, and the guy falls…”
“Okay, that’s also pretty much every episode…”
“Oh, and then that one droid has like four light sabers and swings them around really fast!”
“Ah, I know what you mean. That’s General Grievous, and he’s not really a droid, just kind of an alien cyborg thing.”
“Yeah! And he talks funny and coughs!”
“Right!”
“Is that the one where Anakin becomes Darth Vader? And they fight on top of lava?”
“Yes, that’s the one.”
“That’s the one I’m talking about!”
“That’s episode 3, ‘Revenge of the Sith’. Just let me find it…”
“Actually, I wanted to watch episode 1.”
“That’s good too.”