Have your parents saddled you with the awful chore of doing the dishes? Ugh! So gross. You have to touch other people’s leftovers and mess!
And why? It’s not like you made the mess, right? You usually rinse off your dishes, when you remember to bring them to the sink, assuming you can find them in your room because sometimes they get knocked under the bed or get left under a pile of clothes because you didn’t have time after school to clean up and it’s boring and anyway it’s your room!
But as I was saying… I have a great tip for you.
When your mom or dad forces you to load the dishwasher, follow this simple guideline: less is more.
Don’t bother loading the little stuff like silverware and glassware and plates and bowls… go for the big stuff! The larger the better! Why bother loading twenty little things, when you can load one huge thing?
It’s a real time-saver.
And when your mom or dad complains that you didn’t do the dishes, show them that you did your best – you loaded it up and there was no room for more.
Good job, and so quick!
Now get back to the couch and finish off season two of “Drop Dead Diva” on Netflix. Don’t forget your bag of Flamin’ hot Cheetos.