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Our New Home

Hi everyone!

Being Michael’s Daddy has a new home.

Right here, at our very own dot com. Wow!

This has been something I’ve actually been planning for just about a year, but being a world class procrastinator, have put off until now.

So why now? No particular reason other than the fact that I’m paying for this site, so I should probably use it. That, and I haven’t been writing as much for one reason or another, so I’ve got a little time to work on it.

I’m not a WordPress guru by any stretch, and CSS/HTML make my head spin. I had a hard enough time getting Blogger to cooperate with my bizarre aesthetic sensibilities.

Anyway, here it is, in all its cobbled-together glory. It’s a work in progress, so please watch your step and mind the drop cloths.

Sunday Matinee

Okay, so this isn’t so much of a matinee as a newsreel… but it was a ton of fun to make.

This is a promotional video for the livestream channel “Suburban Wow”, hosted by WeaselMomma and Melisa with one S (from World of Weasels and Suburban Scrawl, respectively).

They had a “contest” calling for all of us bloggy types to come up with a promo video for them. This is my shot at it, coming from my own bizarre but entirely g-rated sense of humor.

Enjoy!

Pray for Stellan

Take a look at the picture to the right, at that baby sleeping there.

His name is Stellan, and his story has become widely known over the last year.

He’s not yet a year old, but at this point his future is touch and go. I can’t say too much more myself as news of his condition is continually updated.

All I ask is that you go read, and pray for him. And for his mom. And for his dad, and brothers and sister.

Three Years Ago…

On June 19, 2006 I wrote this piece.

“So I’ve finally decided to blog. I hate that word. But here I am doing it.”

It was my first blog post. It was the day I signed up with Blogger and committed myself to nattering about my experiences as a father to anyone willing to linger on my site for longer than 20 seconds.

Our surprise baby, Michael, was just a little over two years old when I started it, and I had a pretty good idea about what my first few posts would be. He’d already provided plenty of material, and I knew that if I didn’t document it all now, I’d forget. Forgetting seems to come much more easily to me now. I can do it without any effort at all. I think it’s a defensive mechanism. Twenty years from now, when I look back at my life and wonder why the heck I was always so cranky when Michael was little and why it is I didn’t spend more time enjoying his carefree, exuberant childhood, I’ll be able to read those old entries and go “Oh yeah. That’s why.”

Concerning the blog itself, I was excited about its potential. As I am typically wont to do, I held this delusion that as soon as I put up my first post I’d be inundated with comments and emails, and in a year’s time would be able to put ads on my page and generate a steady income. As it turned out, I didn’t get my first real non-family-member comment until nearly a year later, on the post where I announced the diagnosis of Michael’s neurological disorder. Hoping to divert some of the information superhighway’s traffic in my direction, I signed up with several blog list sites like BlogTopSites, TopBlogArea, Blogflux and Technorati. No effect at all.

So much for my starry-eyed plans.

It was Chuck over at D is for Dad that first got me connected. He noticed me lurking around his site and sent me an invite to Cre8Buzz, a now-defunct social networking site where I met a whole host of other great bloggers. Then Joeprah got me to the next level, putting my site up on his main page as one of the “Can’t Miss” sites. That was a huge deal to me. I had street cred!

I learned to visit lots of other blogs and be diligent about leaving comments.

And as my site gained traffic, I got to know some really great people. And I was added to the blogrolls of even more sites, which still astounds me. Evidently, I’m doing something right.

So thanks to all of you, my forty-two regular visitors, for sticking with me and reading my vaguely humorous observations and curmudgeonly anecdotes. I know you could spend fifteen minutes reading something else, but you’re here reading this, post number 375. And I genuinely appreciate that.

Father’s Day Gift Guide

Father’s day is Sunday! If you’re out of ideas, and want to get beyond boxers, neckties and soap-on-a-rope, then hurry and check out Mom Central’s Father’s Day Gift Guide.

They’ve put together a top-notch list of great Father’s Day gift ideas, making shopping easy. The items are grouped by price range, from under $25 to over $100.

There’s no “filler” stuff here. It’s all cool, all great dad stuff. Each item is described in detail with a link to where to get it. Here are a few of the items that caught my eye:

Camo Dragon Diaper Bag from Diaper Dude
Amazing – you’ll be a diaper changing ninja with this bag. It’s cool and functional. What more could you want? I would have loved this when my kids were babies. They have a ton of bags there in various styles, as well as other baby accessories and clothes tricked out in real dad style.

Microbrew Beer Bucket Gift Basket
This is something I’d ask for. Microbrews, pretzels, peanuts, beef jerky – it’s all there. Dad can load the bucket up with ice, chill his beer and snack happy all day.

7-Person Family Cabin Dome from Jeep
A Jeep tent? You gotta be kidding me. But there it is. What could be more off-road than the classic Jeep brand, and how better to spend your nights in the woods than in a Jeep tent? This one holds up to seven people, so bring the whole family. When I went camping as a kid, I thought it was pretty cool to have a window in our tent. This one has ventilation on all four corners, a gear rack and two closets.

But there’s still more. Register at Mom Central and enter to win prizes! They’re giving away some of those amazing things in the gift guide, like the Casio ES-X5 camera, the Norelco Razor and that awesome Camo Dragon diaper bag.

Without a doubt, you need to go to Mom Central’s Father’s Day Gift Guide if you’ve got a dad in your life and you want to really get him something unique and personal this year.

Move ‘em Out!

This is so cool!

First, read this, and this.

Now, read this.

The nutshell story: Momo Fali had some difficulty with her freezer, lost a very costly store of frozen meat, and now WeaselMomma, Melisa and Surprised Mom are going to be heading out tomorrow morning to bring a fresh supply.

I am totally in awe of these three women making this huge trek to deliver a gift of love to a friend in need. The bloggie neighborhood is a very cool place, with some very great people.

For those of you on twitter, Melisa will be tweeting the whole thing.

Okay, so they won’t be delivering dog food.

But you get the idea.

Rock on, ladies. And drive safely!

Keepsake

Last week, we here at Being Michael’s Daddy received a very prestigious award from an outstanding site, Eternal Lizdom. And of course, our humble blog is much honored.

Acceptance of this award also comes with some responsibility. Happily, there are only two rules:

1. Post a funny or sweet keepsake that tells something about myself.

2. Pass the award on to 10 other bloggers that I think are keepers.

First, the list. In my estimation, all of the blogs I list to the side are keepers, but of them I have chosen these ten to which to pass on the award.

World of Weasels
D is for Dad
BuildingCamelot
Antique Mommy
Life of a New Dad
Surprised Mom
Momo Fali’s
Big Bad Daddy Rant
Nuclear Family Warhead
Suburban Scrawl

These wonderful bloggers regularly provide thoughtful and humorous insights into their daily lives as parents, husbands/wives, sons/daughters and individuals. These are the people whose houses I hang out in front of in our virtual bloggy neighborhood. Luckily they haven’t chased me off their lawns yet.

As for a keepsake, I’ve spent the last nine days racking my brain to come up with something sweet or funny.

The fact is, I’m not sweet. That just isn’t a word I’d use to describe myself in any capacity. And I can’t claim funny either; the amusing stuff I write about here comes from my family, and predominantly my son. There wouldn’t be a blog without them, because on my own I’m about as interesting as a cardboard box.

But surrounding me in my life are plenty of sweet things. And tops on that list is my wife.

In 2002, after two children, several moves and a divorce, I was entering a time of my life where I became content with living alone and taking care of myself and my daughters when they were with me.

That year my older daughter joined the Girl Scouts. The Girl Scout leader and my ex-wife became pretty good chums, and one day they conspired to set me up on a blind date with one of the nurses who worked for the Girl Scout leader at a local hospital.

During a school book fair where I was volunteering, I heard my ex and the Scout leader chatting to each other about ten feet away from me, and taking turns glancing in my direction. Then my ex told me that they had a hot date for me, and asked if she could pass my email address along. The Scout leader said this lady is pretty and available, and had a great sense of humor. She said any time she’d ask her “Can I get you anything?” this nurse would respond “Yes! You can get me Prince Charming’s phone number!”

I laughed. “Okay, sure,” I said. “She sounds really nice.”

The next day, I got an email from her, complete with a little clip-art happy face wearing a straw hat. This woman sounded so irresistibly cute that I had to call her, and we set up a date to meet at a little deli that happened to be right next door to the hospital where she worked.

A thousand little things about her told me she was the one. She never took her eyes off of me as I talked. When I asked about her work, she got up and demonstrated on my arm where she usually places peripheral IVs; her touch was warm and gentle, the hallmark of a caring spirit. We both opted for light meals, but both chose a small slice of banana Bavarian cake for dessert. While driving around after our dinner, her cell phone rang, chiming out an ethereal rendering of “Clair de Lune,” one of my favorite songs.

I was smitten from the start.

As the weeks passed, we found more and more things in common: belief in Christ, a love for all things Disney, the same bizarre sense of humor, a similar parenting style, a future goal of building a unique house, and countless other little things.

She called me her Prince Charming, a moniker I never could have imagined anyone giving to me. I knew she was the one. There was no doubt in my mind.

Just a year later, I asked her to marry me, and she said yes.

After five and a half years, she still calls me her Prince Charming. And I’m still in awe of her incredible devotion to me and her unfailing love for our children. I now know just how truly wonderful, strong and solid a marriage can be, when you’re with the one person who is truly meant to be yours.

Wavering From The Course

I had to give some stern discipline to my son this weekend. An onerous chore, discipline is never something I look forward to. But I know it is necessary. The Bible tells us “he who spareth the rod hateth his son…” and I must agree.

For I fear that without course correction early on, my son might one day turn out like a guy I knew growing up.

Here was a prime example of an undisciplined, defiant, rebellious boy who apparently knew no boundaries, and who eventually dropped out of society altogether.

It was in the mid-seventies that our paths crossed for the first time. A mutual friend introduced me to Adam Vater (his name has been changed to protect his identity), a guy who seemed likeable enough at first. He had a beer in one hand and a huge smirk on his face.

I wasn’t too comfortable with the party crowd myself, but my buddy reassured me that Adam was a decent guy and didn’t hang out with the really rowdy ones much. He was more of “everyone’s friend.” Adam said that he was envious of my copious use of sesquipedalian verbiage, and we struck up a friendship.

The three of us started hanging out together, frequenting the video arcades and pizza joints. Adam said he had a way to get free games out of nearly every system in the arcade; something about shuffling his feet on the carpet and zapping the frame with his finger. It never worked for me, but he managed to play pretty much all day without so much as a buck to his name. Later I caught him distracting the arcade’s proprietor while he filched tokens from behind the counter.

Adam was always good for a laugh, and liked to be in the center of the action whenever there was action to be had. But he never knew when to quit. He was the guy who smuggled in two cases of beer to the roller skating rink,

and convinced the staff that he’d reserved one of the party rooms. The manager eventually kicked the whole group out, and banned Adam for life.

The day he turned 18, he told me he’d “broken free from his captors.” From that I understood that he felt like he’d been held back all these years, and could now truly wreak havoc upon the world. He got his own place that same year, one with really bad cabinetry.

He began collecting oversized russet potatoes, and spent his time building archaic siege engines. His house became overrun with beagles, dogs that he claimed would only eat raw squirrel meat. It was truly sad to see him deteriorate so.

I lost contact with him not many years afterwards. I’d moved on to other things, becoming more solid in my career path and my desire to settle down with a family. When I last talked with him, Adam said that he’d been stricken with a virus named “Bob,” obviously some coded phrase that would mean something in an underground slang of which I am not familiar.

I learned my lesson, though, and vowed never to let my kids veer so far off track.

And if you believed a word of this, then I must be pretty convincing. NukeDad, you’ve been blunked! Head on over to World of Weasels, Momo Fali’s and Suburban Scrawl to continue the harassment.

Accolades

In this wonderful sphere of blogging we call, appropriately enough, the blogosphere, we occasionally pause and reflect upon that which unites us, that which drives us, and those who stalk encourage us as we continue our endless pursuit of literary mediocrity. And it is in this stratum we observe and gratefully accept this most auspicious award from WeaselMomma over at World of Weasels.

The Zombie Chicken.

“The blogger who receives this award believes in the Tao of the zombie chicken – excellence, grace and persistence in all situations, even in the midst of a zombie apocalypse. These amazing bloggers regularly produce content so remarkable that their readers would brave a raving pack of zombie chickens just to be able to read their inspiring words. As a recipient of this world-renowned award, you now have the task of passing it on to at least 5 other worthy bloggers. Do not risk the wrath of the zombie chickens by choosing unwisely or not choosing at all.”

In keeping with the great traditions of Web 2.0 and the New Media which have passed down from age to age since before anyone had ever heard of Charlie the Unicorn or had used the word “fail” as a noun, we here at Being Michael’s Daddy dutifully bestow this honor onto five victimsworthy bloggers whom I have listed below:

BuildingCamelot

D is for Dad

Antique Mommy

Actual Unretouched Photo

My Daducation

These are some of my very favorite writers, and my hope is that you will find this to be true as well. Point your browsers to these fine blogs for some highly entertaining and informative reading.

And thank you, WeaselMomma, for your kindness in bequeathing to us this high tribute.

No Words

Just pay a visit, and pray for them.

Remember Maddie